The Tale of
The Exploding Bird
Combustion. Many a times i have imagined myself exploding in pure frustration or pure joy.
This morning I was taking out the garbage in my backyard and i heard a noise like a poof! i looked back to see if i had dropped something out of the two huge bags i was carrying..but i didnt see anything so i continued on my way and threw the bags into the dumpster out back and as i was coming back into my house i see a pile of feathers next to our deck. i walked over and saw that there was a dead nude baby bird in the middle of the feathers. i was so weirded out..but there you have it…an exploded baby bird..
My brothers came up with many viable scenarios. but why try and justify the obvious (it exploded) with boring scientific answers?
Haeree Kim's Blog 
well, obviously:
we think that exploding is caused by eating diarhoea pills.
peace up!